In a word: everything!
She is just hot, hot, HOT!
There is a sociology professor at the University of South Carolina who is teaching a class about Lady Gaga and her impact on popular culture, social media, and fame. When I hear him discuss Lady Gaga, though, it’s obvious that his interest in her is more than just academic. He says he has seen over 50 of her concerts and has met her several times. He’s obsessed!
I was watching a news program the other day, and in the banter that often occurs at the end of the show when they have time to kill, somehow the subject of Lady Gaga came up. One of the male newscasters blurted out, “Well, you have to admit, she’s really, really attractive,” and then he blushed as his fellow newscasters laughed.
Everybody wants to “do” Lady Gaga! I’ll venture a guess that even some of you females have thought about it, right?
So what makes Lady Gaga so sexually attractive?
As with most things human, it is an interesting mix of factors. First of all she’s young, and our culture worships youth. Young women have smooth skin, tight and firm bodies, bright teeth, and youthful enthusiasm. Who doesn’t find that attractive? Then she is also petite, thin, and blonde. Once again, our culture worships these characteristics. We have lusted after females like this for decades. Fifty years ago it was Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, and Rita Hayworth. Twenty years ago it was Farrah Fawcett, Pamela Anderson, and Sharon Stone. And now it is Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, and guess who!
These are all factors that make us lust after Lady Gaga. But the one added variable, the one that thing that really drives us crazy, is that she just seems wild.
I’ll admit, some of this is probably manufactured by her for effect. (Many of you women might say it is all manufactured, since you know how women really think, and none of you actually think this way!)
So how is Lady Gaga wild? First of all, she constantly wears skimpy clothes, and she often remarks that she would prefer to wear none at all. (Hot!) She walked around New York City one day wearing only a blouse, panties, and high heels, and when a reporter asked why she was dressed this way, she remarked that she just didn’t feel like wearing pants that day. (HOT!)
In Lady Gaga’s defense, a former babysitter of hers revealed that she used to run around the house naked all the time as a child. Wait, Lady Gaga actually is wild!
Then, of course, there is her music. In her hit single, “Bad Romance,” she sings “I want your ugly, I want your disease, I want your everything as long as it’s free.” In “Teeth” she sings “Show me your teeth, take a bite of my bad girl meat,” and “I’m gonna love you with my hands tied.” Are you getting the picture?
Last, she gives provocative interviews that make her seem wild. When she was being interviewed about her ARTPOP album, she was asked about her racy song titled “Sexxx Dreams.” Her comment was, “I’ll be honest, I have some of the most bizarre sex dreams. They are really crazy!”
What else can I say? Lady Gaga was simply put on earth to drive men mad!
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